The Cramp: Volume 1, Number 4 by Dale A. Hildebrandt

The Cramp is still ten times worse than any other newsletter! Don't expect ANYTHING of WORTH! You've been warned! AGAIN, expect nothing! Plus, we’re also running late!

• BETTER NEVER THAN LATE: It is always true for “The Cramp”!
• NO CAAN DO: A Stupid Card Trick
• NO CAAN 2: Another Stupid Card Trick
• NOSEBLEED: A Stupid Gag
• OUT OF THIS COLUMN: Stupid Variations on Curry’s Out of this World!
• COIN THROUGH HOLE: A Three Phase Betcha
• HOLE PULL: Another Stupid Bet
• NOSE, EAR, AND BUTT: A Stupid Coin Trick
• PAYPHONE: A Stupid Phone Trick
• MARIONETTE HAND: A Stupid Hand Gag That I’ve Never Taught Before (Cuz It’s Lame is why it hasn’t been taught!)

EVEN ISSUE BONUS: “FRIED BRAINS ONE OF THE WORLD’S WORST EBOOKS”

1st edition 2011; 26 pages.
word count: 4901 which is equivalent to 19 standard pages of text